Aug 27

Malaysian government warns citizens about Uncyclopedia

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Satire site Uncyclopedia, a parody of online encyclopedia Wikipedia, has been labeled by the Malaysian government as dangerous. The Internal Security Department of Malaysia issued the warning today, saying that the site has “messages and information insulting Malaysia”.

The warning notes the creation date of the website as being 5 January 2005, and hosted by Wikia, Inc., both of which are correct. However, it claims Wikia owns Wikipedia; Wikipedia is a charitable non-profit website owned by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation, while Wikia is an independent, for-profit company.

The report evidently mentions that Uncyclopedia covers Malaysian “history, culture, the political leaders, the government, the national song and the name / history of the national flag,” none of which is “correct”. They accuse the website of helping to reinforce a bad international image of their country.

There are no reports of the site being blocked from access within the country, only this statement, which urges Malaysians not to circulate the content.

Uncyclopedia’s article on Malaysia begins:

Essentially the penis of Asia which is located to the north of their cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia (also known as Bolehland) is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT. Most foreigners have difficulty adjusting to this new timezone as they tend to show up 1 or 2 hours earlier than the local counterparts. The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040 or whatever catchy number.

…Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt.

The site has fired back with a parody article posted at the site under their UnNews section, titled Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia. The article suggests that the “Internal Security Department of the Uncyclomedia Foundation,” which is a facetious and fictitious parent organization of Uncyclopedia, identifies Malaysia “as a dangerous country… It warned its people not to use the country today.”

There are forty-seven individual language editions of Uncyclopedia, including Tolololpedia, which is written in Bahasa Melayu, the Malay language. This is in addition to fictional “language” editions which include Oscar Wilde, Newspeak, N00b, White Supremacist, and Re: PharmaccgRy.

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Aug 26

Male Organ Function Exploring The Link With Mental Health

Male Organ Function- Exploring the Link with Mental Health

by

John Dugan

It makes sense that maintaining a healthy diet, exercising regularly and taking care of the male organ should leave it primed for perfect function. However, even the most

well-cared-for male organ

is still attached to a brain, and men who are experiencing emotional problems or other mental health issues might also experience difficulties with male organ function. By paying attention to the factors that affect mental health and well-being, men can reduce their effects on male organ health and prevent loss of function from becoming an additional source of stress.

Stress, depression and anxiety

In today s high-pressure society, even an average day can be filled with stressors that trigger emotional problems such as depression and anxiety. Long commute times, conflicts at the office, disobedient children or looming tax deadlines can all put pressure on a man\’s mind, and his body might respond in kind. Intense mental distress causes the body to go into panic mode, triggering a fight-or-flight response.

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Sustained levels of stress can alter the brain chemistry, leading to symptoms of depression and anxiety. These mood disorders can have a negative impact on male organ function, as they may interfere with the chemicals in the brain that signal for a sensual response. Furthermore, intruding thoughts prompted by these conditions can affect a man s ability to concentrate on intimacy. When a man finds himself unable to respond, this may set him up for performance anxiety, compounding the problem.

Relieving the pressure

Finding ways to cope with the stress of everyday life can help a man to regain his equilibrium and return to business as usual when it comes to performance. Stress management can take the form of more frequent exercise, meditation, taking time off, or finding other ways to eliminate the stressors; in many cases, professional counseling may be helpful in developing coping mechanisms.

When it comes to intimate activities, by reducing the pressure to perform well, men can break the cycle of anxiety and enjoy the effects of relaxation at the same time. When stressful thoughts crowd out the ability to experience pleasure, men can focus on activities that don\’t require a robust male organ response. Kissing, cuddling and soft strokes with a partner can be pleasurable without requiring any kind of male organ performance at all. An additional benefit to these activities is that the close contact can increase the body s levels of endorphins and dopamine, chemical messengers that are mood-enhancing and lead to a feeling of relaxation and well-being.

Bringing Back the Fire

Some mental health issues are temporary, and they quickly fade away when the original trigger has left the scene. There are times, however, when men will spend weeks, or even months, dealing with the effects of stress, and in such cases, self-care becomes especially important. Rather than indulging in negative feelings that can exacerbate the problem, men can take steps to relax their minds and bodies. Treating the male organ to a little TLC at the same time may improve both the outer appearance of the male organ and a man s level of self-confidence – which can in turn improve his ability to perform well.

Soothing, warm baths can help to calm the mind, and the water can help to soften male organ skin and whisk away any hidden germs and bacteria. Soft towels can help dry delicate tissues when the bath is over, and a male organ health creme provides the perfect end to this relaxing self-care session. A high-quality

male organ vitamin creme(health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil)

containing soothing skin ingredients and essential vitamins can penetrate deep to reach starved tissues. Nourishing the skin, nerve and circulatory tissue of the male organ can help to ensure that it is in full working order for the next intimate encounter.

For additional information on most common men\’s health issues, tips on improving male organ sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy lifestyle visit:

man1health.com

. John Dugan is a professional writer who specialized in men\’s health issues and contributes feature articles and blogs to numerous publications.

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Aug 26

Mortgage advisers attempt to collect rent from neighbors after FBI raid in Union City, California

Friday, May 6, 2005

Three months after the FBI raided the offices of the Dorean Group in Union City, California, neighboring companies in the same office park have received letters claiming that rent for the office park should now be paid to the Dorean Group. The owner of the office park, Hanover Properties, insists that they have not sold the park and called the Dorean Group’s claim fraudulent.

The first letter from the Dorean Group, dated May 2nd, 2005, purported to “inform [the tenants] of the change in ownership of the property [the tenants] now occupy,” and asked that “payment of rents be sent” to the principals of the Dorean Group. The letter also included notarized documents authorizing the sale by an alleged agent of the current owner, Hanover Properties, a “Julia Pantibratyuk.”

On the subsequent day, Hanover Properties responded in a letter to the other tenants of the park. They noted that they had not sold the office park to the Dorean Group, but that they had evicted the Dorean Group from the premises on April 26. They added that, “We do not know who Julia Pantbratyuk[sic] is.”

The letters were provided to Wikinews reporter Pingswept by an employee of one of the companies in the office park.

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Aug 25

European airspace closed by volcanic ash

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hundreds of thousands of air travelers had their travel plans disrupted in Europe by volcanic ash from the Eyjafjallajökull eruption.

Tens of thousands of air travelers were stranded when all flights into and out of the United Kingdom were grounded, as it became one of the first nations to be affected. The grounding was even more extensive than that following the September 11 attacks of 2001 when only trans-Atlantic flights were canceled.

Eurocontrol released a statement saying “…most air traffic in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Denmark, Norway and Sweden is suspended.”

The grounding is because the volcanic ash drawn into the jet stream is of a particle size which allows it to remain aloft in the atmosphere. Ingestion of this foreign matter, because of its distribution, would lead to flame outs in all aircraft engines. The composition of the ash also means that it would first melt into glass if it were to enter the engine of an aircraft before solidifying again as it cooled. This could lead to damage to the compressors and fan blades, which would make it impossible to restart the engines, even if the aircraft were to exit the cloud.

The current contingency is informed by the experience of British Airways Flight 9, which on June 24, 1982 suffered just such complete engine flame outs when it flew through the plume of Mount Galunggung in Indonesia. In that case, the flight crew after many efforts was able to restart the engines, though one failed shortly after, and the aircraft landed without casualties.

The UK National Air Traffic Services (NATS) has stated that “restrictions will remain in place in UK controlled airspace until 1300 (UK time) tomorrow, Friday 16 April, at the earliest,” and that “We will review further Met Office information and at 0230 (UK time) tomorrow we will advise the arrangements that will be in place through to 1800 (UK time) tomorrow.” The NATS statement concluded “…the situation cannot be said to be improving”.

In addition to Northern Europe, the ash is drifting south; Berlin and Hamburg airports in Germany are closed, and airports in the Netherlands, Belgium and Northern France are described as now being closed or closing. Some flights from Spain and Portugal, together with upwards of 4,000 flights across Northern Europe, have been affected, and the knock-on effect of aircraft and crews out of position could disrupt air travel worldwide for up to 72 hours.

One affected group are British musicians booked to play at this weekend’s Coachella Festival in California. Amongst those stranded are Frightened Rabbit, Gary Numan, The Cribs and Bad Lieutenant.

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Aug 25

Large study provides new insights in autism’s genetic code

Thursday, February 22, 2007

In the largest study of its kind, a genetic analysis of 1,168 families with multiple cases of autism has identified genetic links to autism. A previously overlooked stretch of DNA on chromosome 11 implicates a gene called neurexin 1 and increases the evidence for the involvement of neurexins and genes related to glutamate transmission in the brain.

Genetic studies of autism have previously been undertaken; however the new study involves the collaboration of more than 120 scientists from more than 50 institutions representing 19 countries who pooled their data as part of the Autism Genome Project. The findings were published in the Feb. 18 issue of Nature Genetics.

Bob Wright, co-founder of Autism Speaks, a non-profit organization dedicated to increasing awareness of autism, said: “The identification of susceptibility genes will provide profound new insight into the basis of autism offering a route to breakthroughs in new treatments in support of families.” Autism Speaks funded this project in conjunction with the U.S. National Institutes of Health.

Joachim Hallmayer, MD, associate professor of psychiatry at Stanford and chair of the collaboration’s executive committee, explains what is next: “While promising, these results need to be followed up with more refined genetic maps to home in on other specific candidate genes. We also need to look more closely at chromosomal anomalies in large samples of children with autism.” In the paper, researchers caution that the genetic foundation of autism probably involves multiple genes and chromosomal abnormalities.

Autism affects about one in every 150 children, and the CDC has called it an “urgent health concern”. Autism is a developmental disorder which impairs social interaction, communication and features restricted and repetitive interests and activities. Twin studies and other research clearly suggest a genetic basis for the condition. Currently there is no cure for autism, but both behavioral or sensory interventions and drugs can influence the symptoms.

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Aug 24

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Aug 24

Teräsbetoni frontman J. Ahola on representing Finland at Eurovision 2008 & more

Sunday, April 13, 2008

This article is a featured article. It is considered one of the best works of the Wikinews community. See Wikinews:Featured articles for more information.

Teräsbetoni means “steel-reinforced concrete”, and is also the name of a Finnish heavy metal band formed in 2002. Their music, which centres on an honourable warrior lifestyle or on metal itself, quickly became popular in 2003 on the Internet, resulting in a petition by fans being sent to several record labels demanding a recording deal. In late 2004 the band signed to Warner Music Finland, and the following year debut single Taivas lyö tulta rose to number one in the Finnish charts, and debut album Metallitotuus hit number two and went platinum, and has now sold about 47,000 copies.

The band, who sing exclusively in Finnish, have just released their third album, Myrskyntuoja. The lead single on this album is Missä miehet ratsastaa, which Teräsbetoni decided to enter in the Finnish selections for the 2008 edition of the Eurovision Song Contest, where it was selected to go on to the semi-final in Belgrade, Serbia as Finland’s representative this year. Although Finland has seen limited success in the contest, their only victory was with a comparable group. In 2006 hard rock band Lordi – whose monster costumes and pyrotechnic displays are famed – achieved a record 292 points in the final with Hard Rock Hallelujah.

Teräsbetoni’s frontman, vocalist and bass guitarist Jarkko Ahola’s fame extends beyond the band he heads. He also features in Finnish symphonic power metal cover supergroup Northern Kings, alongside Marco Hietala of Nightwish and Tarot, Tony Kakko of Sonata Arctica and Juha-Pekka Leppäluoto of Charon.

Wikinews was able to conduct an exclusive interview with Jarkko Ahola to discuss these various achievements. This interview is now published below for the first time.

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Aug 24

New Zealand policewoman found moonlighting as prostitute

Thursday, July 20, 2006

An Auckland, New Zealand policewoman, who has not been named, has been working part-time as a prostitute. Her employer, Auckland City Police, did not know that she had been working as a prostitute for a limited time. She has been able to keep her police job.

Prostitution became legal in New Zealand in 2003.

The police officer was prostituting herself because of financial difficulties. A person working in the Christchurch sex industry said “It’s usually either for debts or drugs.”

She is now undergoing counselling.

The New Zealand Police would not comment on how long she had been acting as a prostitute.

Lyn Provost, Deputy Commissioner, said “the nature of the secondary employment was incompatible with policing and would never have been approved.”

The police say that if a police officer was to seek secondary employment then it must be signed off, this job hadn’t been. It would have been a conflict of interest.

Ron Mark, New Zealand First Party Law and Order spokesman, said “the case is concerning, because while prostitution is legal, it is associated with criminal activity.”

A representative of the New Zealand Prostitutes’ Collective (NZPC) said there were law students and doctors who were sex workers.

“NZPC’s philosophy is that we support people that are in that secondary employment … we support them for their sexual health needs or any other needs – emotionally, physically, spiritually – that we can accommodate.” a representative of the New Zealand Prostitutes’ Collective said.

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Aug 23

Wikinews interviews Corrado Giustozzi, security consultant and author

Monday, March 17, 2008

Wiki@Home

This interview was carried out in Italian as part of Wiki@Home. It was originally added to the Italian Wikinews as Corrado Giustozzi, il Nightgaunt: sicurezza, privacy ed intelligiochi and the interview has now been translated into English.

This article mentions the Wikimedia Foundation, one of its projects, or people related to it. Wikinews is a project of the Wikimedia Foundation.

Corrado Giustozzi, who has written many books, in addition to being an Information security consultant for many Italian law enforcement agencies, was recently interviewed for Wikinews in Italian, as part of Wiki@Home. A translation of an abridged version of the interview can be found below.

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Aug 21

Some Of The Powerful Strategies To Boost Your Women Tops Sales!

The importance and significance of retail marketing is something that can never be ignored. To run a retail clothing business is a bit difficult. You need to work on many important factors. To constantly run a store is very important. To have consistent sales in your stores is important to move your circle and to survive. This guide here will surely let you know some of the Powerful Strategies to Boost Sales this season.

Strategies to Boost Sales

To have the best sales for your store, first you need to know about the things that result in either the boost of your sales or the downfall. For this, you really need to think of the strategies and we won’t let you do that. We will make sure to let you know about all those things in this guide here. You just need to give it a detailed review. To boost sales, first you need to focus on these four p’s of the business.

  • Product
  • Price
  • Place
  • Promotions

Product

This is something very important on which the sales of business rely. First and foremost, you need to set your product as the best. You need to work on the quality, durability, stitching, colours and the prices of your summer tops uk to cater to the needs of women. You need to strike a perfect balance in between everything to raise your sales to the top.

Price

Being a store owner, you need to keep the prices of your products reasonable. Neither the prices should be high nor too low that it makes it difficult for your store to run. Price is something that can either attract your customers or it will keep the customers away from your store. So, no matter what, always make sure to produce quality printed summer tops with reasonable rates in order to have more customers at your store. This is one of the important key factors to boost the sales of your store.

Place

Place matters a lot when you run a store. It shouldn’t be in the place where you can’t have more customers. Make sure to place it in the location that is easy to approach and is on the main. People don’t have to go through many streets to get to your store.

Promotions

Last but not the least, the thing you can do to boost your sales is to promote your products. You need to open an online website. You should be aware of the fact that digital working is being enhanced by the people. Now, everybody is looking for online buying and selling. Therefore, you too need to work on launching the online website. Also, make sure to look for the promotions and ads. This is something that can help you reach the targeted audience. If you don’t want yourself to show as an online store of wholesale summer tops, you can only show the ads and influence them to visit your store.

Some Important factors

Besides all the above-mentioned points, can you think of any other point that can boost your sales because we surely can. Next important points that could be the sales booster are:

  • Convince them to be at your store
  • Get influencers attached to your business

Convince them to be at your store

As we all know, how online shopping is ruling the world. Whether men or women, both are determined to shop online. Obviously , why would one visit a store when he or she can actually have that item through their phone. They just need to click a few options and tadaa the product is at their store step. In this world being all digital, you need to convince your customers to come to your store by telling them the benefits of doing so. Tell them that they can come and visit you to check the product, test it, look for the quality, the manufacturing details and many more. Tell them about the advantages a brick and mortar store can provide rather than an online store. When we talked about doing ad campaigns and providing promotions on womens summer tops uk, you can do so by letting your customers know that they can have, for example, 15% discount only if they visit the store. This will also help you in convincing your customers to visit your store.

Get influencers attached to your business

Another good thing that you can do is to get yourself attached to the influencers who have high numbers of fan following. You can go for big-name celebrities like Kendal Jenner, you can also go for online bloggers like Mathew Carstan who are willing to influence your products through their online platforms. You can ask them to promote your products by just sending them their favourite products to their homes through summer tops suppliers in the UK. This will surely help you in gaining more.

Winding Up!

In a nutshell, the thing is you can not be successful by just launching your store. You need to work hard on it to get something out of it. You need to invest your money, your hardwork, your strategies, your patience to get things done. Above-discussed strategies are some of the basic ones to help you in attracting more customers at your store. The good thing about these strategies are that these work for any kind of business. Plus, it also works for the one who goes for online business or for the one who is working for the physical store. You would surely love to see any example related to this. I would surely love recommending the brand known as Wholesale Shopping who has worked really hard to let the market know about them. They are the one who are working on all these strategies to make their business successful. Plus you can also buy fashion clothes wholesale for boutique from them at very reasonable rates. They keep their prices lower but the quality higher. So, you surely need to check them out.